Most members of this guild by default are a little wacky, we have to be or we would all go insane from the grind, however our man of the hour Exo Xorak just had to go that one step further and try to convert his would be minions with an evil plan and take over the universe.
And how you ask will he do this ? Fear not my friends as I have discovered his dastardly plot, once a week he trims his nails, cuts his hair and removes other disgusting excesses from his body and then puts them into a secret recipe (known only to him(and the people who print / bother to read the wrapper)) and then.... omg this is soooo bad sells these bars of 'Exo' as a new and healthy alternative food source.....ichhhh I feel ill just typing this ......
And finally, at this point your probably thinking Im full of shite and 'Where is the proof ? and so to the grand finale and the 'proof' you all so richly deserve.
Exo bars the nutty and the (we really don;t want to know) alternative to freedom , 1 bar a day guarantees you become an 'Exo slave' for life.
